What Ruby has to say ... being 1
If you put me down I'll scream till you pick me up, if you pick me up I'll wiggle and squirm till you put me down
I want food that doesn't taste like anything I don't like the taste of ... Really think that's easy enough ...will spit out if you get it wrong
I prefer whatever you're drinking. Coffee won't effect me ... really ! And wine will relax me.
Why did you have these other 2 kids before me ? Am I not enough for you ?
No one tells me when to sleep !
Yes I can sit on the floor and play BUT only if you sit on the floor beside me and do nothing else but play with me.
Night ...Day ...Sleep ... Play ... doesn't go in pairs
Your phone is my phone
What Lexi has to say ... being 2
I want to be alone using the potty cause I can ... But don't leave me alone
I just realized I want tea. But I'm sure I needed it 15 minutes ago so it's to late now. I am gonna throw myself down on the floor now cause you didn't predict my thirst.
I need huge amounts of love affection and reassurance but don't touch me and don't let me stand here on my own
I want to eat the brick of butter, why can't I ?
Why did you cut my cheese in square blocks, I specifically wanted octagon shapes !
The bag of flour can rip itself open when I sit next to it, really it can !
The fact that you are late doesn't mean you can put me in my car seat. If you get irritable I get nervous and will do it slower. Plan you day better so you don't rush me !
I want to watch Dora, Barney and Heidi the same time. What's wrong with the DVD player !!!
It's not that I demand much. You people are just content with such simple lives.
How can you bring kids into this dangerous environment with kettles, stoves, plugs, stairs, knives, pepper, doors and drawers ... And you think you are stressed !
I know exactly what I want, your primitive language just doesn't have words for it.
How dare you open my packet of chips just because I can't ... Now I don't want it anymore
Only speak when you are spoken to ... your babbles freak me out !
My voice came with this high pitch screech so it's normal
I'll wear any clothes as long as it doesn't touch my knees, elbows, shoulders or hips
Writing on walls is like drugs ... can't control the urge
Don't EVER EVER choose something on my behalf EVER !!!
What Lily has to say ... being 3
Don't know how you adults get so old cause you know sooooooo little
I have 20 teeth and I am not afraid to use everyone of them to get my way
I think siblings is a great idea, it helps to take my frustration out on them
I need you to come to me within milliseconds when I call you, when you call me please be patient till I get there if I get there, sometimes I'm busy
The fact that you have the bath ready and other two kids almost bathed doesn't mean it suits me to go bath, I might be busy wrapping a present for someone I might meet someday
Not my problem kitchen cupboards not as secure as safes ... If I can get to anything ...( AND I CAN ) it's mine
Why should I nap in the afternoon, doesn't bother me to have meltdowns later on
I experience no difference using your Dermelogica facial products compared to Aquascream ... so I mixed them for you
I have a HUGE problem with the fact that you decide what's allowed and what's not
When I throw stuff on the floor out of frustration look where it lands cause it only upsets me more when I can't find it
